Acum ceva ani eram administrator de re\u0163ea \u00eentr-o firm\u0103, nu conteaz\u0103 care, \u015fi oblojeam ni\u015fte cabluri bol\u00e2nde undeva \u00eentr-un depozit. \u015ei \u00eent\u00e2mplarea face ca \u00een biroul secretarei, care lipsea temporar, trona o lista de inventar pe ecranul monitorului abandonat. Din joac\u0103 \u015fi poate din u\u015foar\u0103 frond\u0103, m-am infiltrat fraudulos \u00een respectiv\u0103 list\u0103 \u015fi am introdus o linie nou\u0103 la care am ad\u0103ugat un “43 metri cub de aer”. Nu mai \u0163in minte exact cantitatea dar era ceva cu dou\u0103 cifre consecutive. A\u015fa, la caterinc\u0103, \u00eentr-un fi\u015fier Word l\u0103sat de izbeli\u015fte pentru o finalizare ulterioar\u0103. Atunci am presupus c\u0103 secretara, o dr\u0103gu\u0163\u0103 de altfel, c\u00e2nd se va fi \u00eentors \u015fi se va reapuca de treab\u0103 va observa \u00eenregistrarea mea, va r\u00e2de \u015fi se va sup\u0103ra pe mine, un pic dar nu mult c\u0103 m\u0103 \u0163in de \u015fotii, o va \u015fterge \u015fi asta va fi tot. Nu am urm\u0103rit ulterior ac\u0163iunea de sabotare, am l\u0103sat-o a\u015fa.<\/p>\n
La c\u00e2teva luni distan\u0163\u0103, fiind \u00een biroul \u015fefei zonale, pe masa ei erau multe h\u00e2rtii \u015fi… surpriz\u0103! printre ele era listat \u015fi u\u015for pr\u0103fuit inventarul meu. Pe pozi\u0163ia x \u00een continuare era linia mea “tz m cubi de aer”. Nimeni n-a observat \u00eenregistrarea intrus\u0103 \u015fi nu s-a sinchisit s-o \u015ftearg\u0103. Inventar, da! Firma particular\u0103, m\u0103ricic\u0103, Rom\u00e2nia, 20toamn\u0103, \u00een fine…<\/p>\n
Acu’ c\u00e2teva zile ajung la FISC. \u00cen fa\u0163\u0103 mea o domni\u0163\u0103 \u00eenm\u00e2na func\u0163ionarei multe de acte prin care ad\u0103uga o persoan\u0103 juridic\u0103 \u00een sistem – un PFA zic eu. “Dar nu mi-a\u0163i dat autoriza\u0163ia de X”, “Ba da”, “Ba nu”, “Asta e aia verde”. Sta\u0163i, caut\u0103, schimb\u0103, vreau copie, ba am, ba n-am… Caragiale. P\u00e2n\u0103 la urm\u0103 se l\u0103muresc p\u0103r\u0163ile – lips\u0103 de comunicare \u015fi informare c\u0103tre cet\u0103\u0163ean \u015fi slab interes al acestuia fa\u0163\u0103 de proceduri. Domni\u0163a puf\u0103ia. C\u00e2t timp actele erau \u00eenregistrate (?) aceasta scoate o bancnot\u0103 de 50 RON \u015fi o pune pe tejgea. Am crezut c\u0103-i \u015fpag\u0103. Tipa de la ghi\u015feu nu se sesiza. \u00cen sf\u00e2r\u015fit dup\u0103 c\u00e2teva minute de cl\u0103p\u0103nit \u00een calculator \u00ee\u015fi ridic\u0103 ochii \u015fi zice: “Ah nu, nu-mi da\u0163i mie banii, asta se pl\u0103te\u015fte la sediul de pe Sulii-la-muma-n-coeur-\u00een-alt\u0103-parte”. D-ra u\u015for siderat\u0103 – \u00een mintea ei se derula deja alt drum, alt, alt… “Ah, acolo se pl\u0103te\u015fte? P\u0103i \u015fi ce fac, m\u0103 \u00eentorc cu chitan\u0163\u0103 la dvs.?” Sec: “Da.” Buhahahahahahahaha :))) … La un moment dat, alt moment, m\u0103 b\u0103gasem la a 4-a m\u00e2n\u0103 s\u0103 refac site-ul unei institu\u0163ii importante din ora\u015f. \u015ei aceat\u0103 refacere necesita o leg\u0103tur\u0103 la baza lor central\u0103 de date – f\u0103cut\u0103 de firma Y (m\u00e2na a 2-a) pe multe mii de euro la vremea aceia. Nu se putea, pentru c\u0103 inginerul \u015fef IT de acolo muta informa\u0163iile necesare cu discheta! de la etajul 3 la parter (la ghi\u015feu) ca s\u0103 poat\u0103 s\u0103 le modifice \u015fi s\u0103 le manipuleze, \u015fi implicit s\u0103 c\u00e2\u015ftige ni\u015fte b\u0103nu\u0163i din asta (ilegal, normal – fals, uz de fals, furt, manipulare, corup\u0163ie, atentant la siguran\u0163a… relax! s-a prescris).<\/p>\n
C\u00e2teodat\u0103 cu at\u00e2t de pu\u0163in efort se pot face a\u015fa multe lucruri, care conteaz\u0103, de\u015fi \u00een final uneori nu. Merit\u0103 \u00eencercat.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Acum ceva ani eram administrator de re\u0163ea \u00eentr-o firm\u0103, nu conteaz\u0103 care, \u015fi oblojeam ni\u015fte cabluri bol\u00e2nde undeva \u00eentr-un depozit. \u015ei \u00eent\u00e2mplarea face ca \u00een biroul secretarei, care lipsea temporar, trona o lista de inventar pe ecranul monitorului abandonat. Din joac\u0103 \u015fi poate din u\u015foar\u0103 frond\u0103, m-am infiltrat fraudulos \u00een respectiv\u0103 list\u0103 \u015fi am introdus […]<\/p>\nRead More →<\/a>","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[30],"class_list":["post-5194","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-orice","tag-romania"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kul.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5194","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kul.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kul.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kul.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kul.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5194"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/kul.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5194\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/kul.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5194"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kul.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5194"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kul.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5194"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}