{"id":6060,"date":"2015-10-30T14:05:12","date_gmt":"2015-10-30T12:05:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/kul.ro\/blog\/?p=6060"},"modified":"2015-12-14T07:45:11","modified_gmt":"2015-12-14T05:45:11","slug":"toamna-patriarhului-de-metrou","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kul.ro\/blog\/2015\/10\/toamna-patriarhului-de-metrou\/","title":{"rendered":"Toamna patriarhului de metrou"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> &nbsp;  &nbsp;  &nbsp;  &nbsp; Evit metroul, \u00eemi displace aglomera\u0163ia, unde sunt mul\u0163i oameni laolalt\u0103 aten\u0163ia mea empatic\u0103 se \u00eempr\u0103\u015ftie zgomotos c\u0103tre publicul f\u0103r\u0103 de voie din juru-mi \u015fi m\u0103 descotorose\u015fte de energie precum un efort \u00eendelung sus\u0163inut la sal\u0103. Dar&#8230; e imposibil s\u0103 evi\u0163i metroul chiar tot timpul a\u015fa c\u0103 din c\u00e2nd \u00een c\u00e2nd dau deoparte aceste alinturi de pre\u0163ios f\u0103cut din flori \u015fi-l iau \u00een grab\u0103 ca to\u0163i oamenii, profit\u00e2nd de acest\u0103 excelen\u0163\u0103 inven\u0163ie a umanit\u0103\u0163ii de a-\u015fi realoca furnicile-n marile metropole de pe un deal pe un altul.<\/p>\n<p> &nbsp;  &nbsp;  &nbsp;  &nbsp; Eram \u00een metrou u\u015for \u00eenghesuit c\u0103tre una din u\u015file sale, amplasat fix l\u00e2ng\u0103 pomul de sus\u0163inere de l\u00e2ng\u0103, iar \u00een fa\u0163a mea erau sprijinite de u\u015fa glisant\u0103 trei c\u0103prioare care-mai-de-care la v\u00e2rste fragede \u015fi de apetis\u0103n\u0163uri diferite, una din ele mai pi\u0163i-poc &#8211; asta am aflat dintr-o conversa\u0163ie telefonic\u0103 ulterioar\u0103 la care am fost martorii unor situa\u0163ii unde se negociau vacan\u0163e, spa-uri \u015fi locuri de &#8220;aimer \u00e0 loisir&#8221;. \u00cen st\u00e2nga mea, \u015fi el ag\u0103\u0163at de o bar\u0103 de sus\u0163inere, un t\u00e2n\u0103r cerb lovit de maturitate &#8211; cu burtic\u0103 \u015fi calvi\u0163ia aferent\u0103 &#8211; priponea cu privirea ceata de fete de l\u00e2ng\u0103, dar la modul laser, cu o insisten\u0163\u0103 constant\u0103 \u015fi de o intensitate superioar\u0103. \u015ei se uita \u015fi se uita de parc\u0103 avea ochii lipi\u0163i de c\u0103prioare, care, dup\u0103 o perioad\u0103 de neacomodare, nu \u015ftiau cum s\u0103-i evite intersec\u0163iile \u015fi \u00eencercau din r\u0103sputeri s\u0103 nu-l priveasc\u0103 direct ca nu cumva s\u0103 dea&#8230; lui nu p\u0103rea s\u0103-i pese. Chiar la un moment dat, \u00een dulcea sa naivitate social\u0103 (sau nesim\u0163ire, la propriu, ne-sim\u0163ire), avea \u00eencerc\u0103ri s\u0103-\u015fi \u00eendep\u0103rteze privirea de ele dar nu reu\u015fea dec\u00e2t s\u0103-\u015fi mi\u015fte u\u015for capul \u00een st\u00e2nga sau dreapta \u00eens\u0103 cu linia ochilor \u00eentins\u0103 c\u0103tre lampadarele incandescente din fa\u0163a lui.<br \/>\n &nbsp;  &nbsp;  &nbsp;  &nbsp; Pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 asta se ad\u0103uga un z\u00e2mbet subtil de pervers t\u00e2mp care era foarte mul\u0163umit \u00een neajunsul s\u0103u acolo, ne\u00eendr\u0103znind s\u0103 fac\u0103 ceva \u00een acest sens, sau, mai degrab\u0103 probabil care renun\u0163ase s\u0103 mai fac\u0103 ceva \u00een urma multiplelor refuzuri \u015fi acestea \u00eendrept\u0103\u0163ite de o inadverten\u0163\u0103 just\u0103 dat\u0103 de etate. \u015ei se uita! :) Era delicios chiar&#8230; chiar a\u015f putea zice c\u0103-i lipsea un natural mestecat-plesc\u0103it lasciv care, sper! nu pot dec\u00e2t s\u0103-mi \u00eenchipui, ar fi adus \u015fi mai mult\u0103 oripilare pe fe\u0163ele tinerelor june dezavuate ru\u015finos de insisten\u0163a unuia.<\/p>\n<p> &nbsp;  &nbsp;  &nbsp;  &nbsp; Sunt unele nop\u0163i de weekend care se prelungesc spre dimine\u0163i \u015fi atunci, ca un fel de tradi\u0163ie secular\u0103, pa\u015fii m\u0103 \u00eendreapt\u0103 c\u0103tre sieful tinere\u0163ii din studen\u0163ie, o ultim\u0103 bere pe marginea pere\u0163ilor din Club A, savur\u00e2nd f\u0103r\u0103 voia lor, precum perversul din metrou, lipsa de prihan\u0103 de pe fe\u0163ele \u00eentinse de pome\u0163i \u015fi t\u00e2mple f\u0103r&#8217; de riduri, sau contemplu mu\u015fchi &amp; oase ce \u00eenc\u0103 n-au cunoscut rugini \u015fi care se combin\u0103 \u00een unduiri ce las\u0103-n spate juste jerbe de lumin\u0103, ca ni\u015fte licurici ce p\u00e2lp\u00e2ie la \u00eenceputul cuar\u0163ului. Ce mi\u015fto!<br \/>\n &nbsp;  &nbsp;  &nbsp;  &nbsp; \u015ei c\u00e2teodat\u0103, a\u015fa&#8230; meta, de la \u00een\u0103l\u0163imea aburilor de alcool reu\u015fesc s\u0103 m\u0103 desprind de \u00eenveli\u015furile culturale \u015fi s\u0103-i privesc ca un extraterestru care a ajuns pe P\u0103m\u00e2nt pentru prima oar\u0103 \u015fi \u015ftie mai nimic despre mic\u0103 noastr\u0103 civiliza\u0163iune. \u015ei care, s-ar mira s\u0103 vad\u0103 aceast\u0103 adun\u0103tur\u0103 de ciute&amp;iezi la trei diminea\u0163\u0103 asud\u00e2nd sincron pe ritmul unor cutii ag\u0103\u0163ate de zidurile care vibreaz\u0103 odat\u0103 cu ei, \u015fi atunci clar i s-ar p\u0103rea un ritual. A\u015fa cum dup\u0103 ceva mai mult de 15 ani \u00eemi fac un obicei s\u0103 \u00eenchid cluburile cu o ultima bere-n Club A sau \u00een Expirat sticlind ochii la tinere\u0163uri. Ce frumos era :) \u015ei, de ce s\u0103 o dau cotit\u0103, alteori, destul de rar dar se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103, c\u00e2nd tineretul chiule\u015fte motivat sau c\u00e2nd un concert sau o lun\u0103 plin\u0103 sau o bere mai fistichie ne prinde cu garda jos \u015fi ne adun\u0103 de pe filele canoanelor \u015fi ne aduce pe ringul de dans atunci&#8230; eh, atunci tineretul suntem chiar noi. \u015ei licuricii clipocesc din nou la aceia\u015fi caden\u0163\u0103 cum o f\u0103ceau odinioar\u0103. \u00cenc\u0103 re-suntem.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: right;\">29.10.2015<br \/>\n(c) Mih\u0103i\u0163\u0103 Ni\u0163\u0103<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Evit metroul, \u00eemi displace aglomera\u0163ia, unde sunt mul\u0163i oameni laolalt\u0103 aten\u0163ia mea empatic\u0103 se \u00eempr\u0103\u015ftie zgomotos c\u0103tre publicul f\u0103r\u0103 de voie din juru-mi \u015fi m\u0103 descotorose\u015fte de energie precum un efort \u00eendelung sus\u0163inut la sal\u0103. 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